Oh shit I left my Rolex at Chuck E. Cheese
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me, the biggest asher stan after seeing him in the jail cell:
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I would say God has a sense of humour. But there is no God. No God would do this.
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“Do women molest their daughters?! No!” - funny line coming from a woman who molested her own sister.
cult: we gotta kill you
bob *not even begging for his life*: but the gimp in the attic?!??!?
a couple gets locked into a coffin hours after the wife told the therapist her phobia, saying, “i bet nobody has came to you with this fear”????
